Duractance

The Retro Encabulator

By Susie Slug Abstract

Here we will explore the history, development and impact of the retroencabulator on modern life. Its roots are traced to the forerunner technologies of encabulation and retro-defenistration as developed by Hepplewhite and Pickelmann We then follow its commercial development and impacts. Finally we show how modern retroencabulation is leading to a path toward the eventual realization of practical astrobioelectrocution systems.

1. Introduction and background:

Since the invention of the flux capacitor and the hover board there has emerged a deep seated need for the ability to back encabulate dirodic deframulators. This process is what we now know as retroencabulation. The search began as an attempt to reverse and avoid temporal anamolies that were emerging with the use of the aforementioned technologies.1 An alternative way to do your references rather than footnoted end notes as shown at the end of the previous sentence, is to call out the reference in your by the first author’s last name and the year of publication like this [Welrose 2003].

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. Below we will review the history and development of the forerunner technologies and the eventual commercialization of retroencabulation. The development will then be traced through modern times and the emerging social and leagle issues will be explored. Finally current research will be surveyed and the application to astrobiological electrocution will be investigated.

2. History and evolution of the Encabulator

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Figure 2 Early Development

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Figure 3 Flux capacitors were another early forerunner of the retro encabulator.

3. The Modern Retroencabulator and How it Works

The operation of the retroencabulator is most eloquently presented in the following text, note I have stolen this from the original and referenced it, you should not do this but rather explain things in your own words, this quote is also much too long…

“At Rockwell Automation's world head quarters, research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Such an instrument comprised of Dodge gears and bearings, Reliance Electric motors, Allen-Bradley controls, and all monitored by Rockwell Software is Rockwell Automation's retro-encabulator.

Now basically the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it's produced by the modial interaction of magneto reluctance and capacitive duractance. The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings ran a direct line with the panametric fam.

The line-up consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzul vanes so fitted to the ambaphascient lunar wain shaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented. The main winding was of the normal lotus-odeltoid type placed in panendurmic semi-bulloid slots of the stator. Every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremmy pipe to the differential girdle spring on the up-end of the grammeters.

Moreover, whenever fluorescent square motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with the drawn reciprocation dingle arm, to reduce sinusoidal depleneration.

The retro-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of Milford trunnions. It's available soon, wherever Rockwell Automation products are being sold.” [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turboencabulator] This is an example of a much longer quote than you should use in your papers, do not do this in your paper.

4. The Social impact of Retroencabulation

After obtaining their first retroencabulator many were surprised to find that they became much more socially adept and desirable resulting in an exponential increase over time in dating opportunities.

Figure 4. Number of dates over time for the average purchaser of a retroencabulator.

This led to the exploding sales that resulted in the highly successful industry that we know today. On and on and on….

5. Current and future prospects for Retroencabulation

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