By Scott Winfield Sublett Note to the reader: When I decided to take on teaching this class, I assumed there would exist a good textbook for it. I was wrong, so I have had to write one myself, and this is it. In its current form, this text is intended as a course reader for “TA 13: The Great Comedies.” Its aim is to familiarize you with the nature and techniques of comedy writing so you can better analyze comedies and understand why they’re funny. My ultimate goal is to continue to develop this text until it becomes a viable “how to” book for those who intend to write comedies for stage and screen. (It will be a companion volume for my screenwriting text, Screenwriting for Neurotics, published in 2014 by University of Iowa Press.) This material is copyrighted and you may not share with it others legally. Please help me protect the value and copyright of my original material by not sharing with anyone outside the class. Thank you. Let’s start laughing.

TABLE OF CONTENTS Introduction Are You Funny?/ Comedy vs. “A Comedy”/A Little About Me/Prepare to Be Funny/Definitions of Comedy/Better Living Through Comedy/A Warning Chapter One: Principles of Comedy The Comic Moment: That’s Wrong!/Deviation From Norms and Standards:Criticism and Forgiveness/Deviation#1:Cultural Norms/The Stereotype and Deviation From the Norm/Airplane! Playing With Norms and Racial Stereotypes/Is Comedy Inherently Unkind or Politically Incorrect?/Deviation #2:From Human Norms/Deviation#3: From Norms of Physical Possibility/Physical Impossibility and the Acton Hero/A Digression About Comic Tension and Comic Relief/Back to Action and the Comedy of Physical Impossibility/Deviation#4: From Artistic Norms/The Forth Wall/Asides and Direct Address of the Camera/Examples of Characters Acknowledging They’re in Fictions/Genres That Depend on Deviation from Artistic Norms/DEVIATION #5:FROM LINGUISTIC NORMS/Non-sequiturs, Mangles Word Choice and “Goldwynisms”/Non- sequiturs and Nonsense/Misunderstanding/Mispronunciation/Puns and Wordplay/The Voices of Performers/Impersonating a Voice and Mimicry/The Linguistic Deviation Expresses Character/Changing Norms and Crossing Borders: A Digression”/Topicality/WHY DOES THE COMIC CHARACTERS DEVIATE FROM NORMS?/Henri Bergson and Automatic Behavior/INAPPROPRIATE Behavior: Comedy, Context and the Fish Out of Water/Selecting a Setting for the Fish Out of Water: Places of Solemnity, Propriety and Theatricality/Proper, Fancy, Rule- bound/Environment/Human Types/ Chapter Two: Comic Characters and Their Behaviors Identifying, Understanding and Creating Comic Characters/Characterization and Comedy: Shharp and Defines/The Single-Mindedness of the Comic Character/ Surprise! The Comic Character’s Mind is Elsewhere/The Moment the Audience Realizes, “So That’s What He’s Thinking!”/Setting Up Comedy With Character/Putting It Together: Mastery and Delight/Obliviousness/Dishonest and Misrepresentation: Lying, Disguise, False Identity, Trickery, Hypocrisy and Pretension/Acting “As If”: Intentional and Unintentional/Pug/The Mask: Hiding the Unacceptable/Misperception and the Pleasure of Perception/Types pf Dishonesty/The Moment of Comedy: The Mask Slips and the Mystery Is Solved/Comic Flaws/The Dark Side of Comic Character/How Bad Can a Comic Character Be? When is It OK to Laugh?/Why Do I Laugh Instead of Slapping You/Likable Characters, and Characters That Make Us Laugh/Show Your Character’s Pain/Tragedy Plus Time and the Question of Black Comedy/Creating Comic Character: Hybridization of Type/Overreaction and Underreaction/Deadpan/Pauses/Back to Overreaction and Underreaction/ Chapter Three: Comic Types The wit and the butt/Wit, Sarcasm and Snark/The Witty Charater: Wit is Surprising, Daring, True, Agile, Clever and Definitely Knows “How Things Should

Be”/Snark/Sarcasm/A List of Comic Types/Comic Types in History/Commedia dell’arte/Mture Artists Steal…Inspiration/ Chapter Four: The Comic Character Worksheet Analyzing and identifying Comic Character/Comic Character Worksheet (with commentary)/Comic Character Worksheet Chapter Five: The Moment of Comedy: Behavior and Dialogue Putting It Together: Comedy Happens in the Head/Not Too Much Information—But Enough/It’s Funny Because It’s True/One the Nose and Not on the Nose/The Comic Moment May Be Complex/The Butt Reveals Himself Inadvertently/The Wit Reveals Himself Intentionally/Obscure References/Comic Relief: Tension Precedes Release/ Chapter Six: Comic Dialogue Comic Lines: Short, Crack Like a Whip, The Last Word Assembles the Meaning/Great Lines/Some Like It Hot/Reveals His Crazy Thinking/Ends With the Word that Trigers the Laugh/Specific/Building Tension Before the Punch Lines/”K” Sounds (and snappy words)/Voice-over narration: Incongruity Between Image and Sound/Catchphrase/ Chapter Seven: Comedy Techniques Identify the Funny/Collapse of Dignity/Mistaken Identity/Signaling Comedy/Turn on a Dime/ Chapter Eight: Styles and Genres Satire/Parody/Patiche/Burlesque/Farce/Bedroom Farce/Slapstick/Camp/Intentional Camp/Shock Comedy/Genre: Romantic and Screwball Comedy/The Romantic Comedy: The Five Situations Chapter Nine: Pulling it All Together and Planning a Comedy

INTRODUCTION There’s a story about a Hollywood mogul giving notes to writer. The mogul said, “Make it funnier.” The writer replied (presumably deadpan), “Do you want it 15 per cent funnier or 30 per cent funnier?” Which shows that the mogul picked the right writer because first, the writer is funny, and second because the writer knows that comedy is a way speaking otherwise unacceptable truths, the truth in this case being, “That’s not a very helpful note and it shows that you know nothing whatsoever about the process of writing a comedy.” Good comic lines do convey truths, or at least rely upon them for their meanings. And it is our recognition of the truth behind the comic behavior that provokes the laugh. The truth in what the writer said to the mogul is that comedy can’t be dependably manufactured in precise, calibrated, measurable quantities because it relies on the inspiration of the moment. It is an art. However, writers of comedy can benefit from a greater understanding of the principles and techniques of comedy, and can write funnier screenplays, stage plays, skits and sketches if, in the planning stage, they give some thought to finding and developing comic characters, and if they give some thought to the situations in which those characters will find themselves. Put a comic character in the right situation and, if you know that character, he will be funny. Some writers say that their characters “come to life” and behave outside their control, which of course isn’t the case, they’re fictional constructs, but if you have a thoroughly imagined comic character, comic lines and behaviors will pop into your head. Furthermore, later in the process, you can hone the lines so they’re funnier—land the joke. No book can make you funny, but you can learn to be funnier within the context of “dramatic writing,” which is to say, the construction of narratives of varying lengths to be seen on various screens and stages. A Broadway musical comedy and a silly webisode you shoot in your back yard are both dramatic writing, and embody the same principles. And skills. This book is essentially a practical approach to building those skills—and for creating opportunities for inspiration. This isn’t a book on standup comedy per se, but I think a lot of it would be of interest to standups. The great standup comedians create comic personas, which is to say characters. Standups say funny things, but those things are funny because they reveal the character, sensibility, and thought processes of the comedian. They come out of his persona, and even if the standup bases that persona on himself, it’s shaped, edited and heightened into a character that, in the end, is somewhat fictional. A mask, if you will. The standup can benefit from this book’s discussion of character, and also from the discussion of overall principles of comedy, not to mention the book’s advice on sharpening comedy. Gosh, come to think of it, this book is great for everybody on your holiday gift list. Put it down, run out, and buy ten more copies right now. Not kidding. Do it. Are You Funny? Do You See Life as a Comedy?

But, as I said, all the advice in the world won’t do you any good if you’re a humorless bore. Are you funny? Someone (either Horace Walpole or Jean de La Bruyère, there some controversy over it) once said, “Life is a tragedy to he who feels and a comedy to he who thinks.” If you have a great sense of humor, it’s possible that you live not so much in your heart as in your head, which is to say you’re a rationalist, which of course would mean you see that life isn’t rational. It doesn’t make sense. It’s full of absurdities and contradictions, but instead of crying about you laugh, because you take delight in your ability to identify the contradictions and absurdities of the world—and of the people—the characters—in it. If you’re funny, you already know it. You probably demonstrated the ability and desire to make people laugh at an early age. The psychology of how you got that way, whether you needed attention, or wanted a safe way in which to vent hostility, or wanted to be liked or to prove you were cleverest little girl in the room—none of that matters here. What matters is that you developed a sense of humor. If you have no sense of humor you will be better off not trying to write comedy. If you do have a sense of humor, then you might want to try writing a comedy. Writing humorously is fun, puts one in marvelously good humor, and affords many hours of pleasure. Comedy Versus “A Comedy” Being funny doesn’t make you better than other people and it doesn’t make you worse— but it does make you more able to write a comedy. Note, I said write “a comedy,” not “comedy.” This book isn’t about stand-up or humorous essays, though I like to think that big chunks of it would indeed benefit people who want to do those things (the material on creating a comic character would be enormously helpful to stand up comedians, for example so buy more copies of the book and give them to standup comedians, and don’t buy used copies, that money doesn’t come back to me as royalties). But I’m mostly here to help you write “a comedy.” A comedy is a piece of dramatic writing, for the stage or any of the many screens that we watch: the movies screen, the TV screen, the computer screen or the smart phone screen. If you’re writing funny graphic novels specifically designed to be seen on a smartphone, this is your book. Nowadays, with YouTube, anyone can create sketch comedy and potentially be seen by millions and millions of viewers. If you want to write “a comedy,” be it a sketch, a play or a feature-length screenplay, or if you write those already and want to get better, you will get a lot out of this book, and even more out of multiple copies scattered around the house. A Little About Little Old Me I wrote my first comedy in junior high school. It was a musical, basically a parody of musicals I had seen and a satirical take on the goings on at school. It was fun to write and fun to put on, but I didn’t write any more comedies for a long time. I spent years as a newspaper film critic and feature writer, then got my MFA in screenwriting at UCLA and went back to writing comedies (among other things). It is striking how little really good instruction on writing comedy exists. Therefore, as a screenwriting professor at San Jose

University, I was forced to create a “course reader” because the text I wanted simply didn’t exist. This is that course reader. Prepare to be Funny The central truth of this book is that writing a comedy requires thought and preparation. Earlier in my career—and maybe this will sound familiar to you—I was under the misconception that comedy was something you added or sprinkled on top of a dramatic narrative, like a spice or a sauce. I’d write scenes that included, in brackets, the words, “Insert joke here.” I thusly showed a fundamental misunderstanding of the nature of the comedy. What I didn’t understand was that comedy wasn’t something that one added to the script later. Comedy is something that arises spontaneously out of the script when you have created comic characters and comic situations. Just by being themselves, comic characters, when propelled into action within the right situation or context, will make us laugh. So the trick is to come up with comic characters and to put them in comic situations. The most important thing is character. Create a character with the right kinds of flaws and he will be funny. By being himself the comic character is funny. His behavior will be funny. His lines will be funny. (This book, while it inevitably touches on issues of plot construction, is not a guide to screenwriting and playwriting. If you want to know more about that, your first stop should be my book Screenwriting for Neurotics, which has been responsible for many contest wins and many produced films, and embodies a precise, systematic approach to planning and executing a screenplay. My publisher gives discounts when you buy them by the case, so do.) Edison supposedly once said, “Invention is 1 per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration.” That is certainly true, in my opinion, of the art of dramatic writing. Inspiration is important, but so is the learning of techniques of composition, planning, and thoughtfully, deliberately, carefully thinking through your characters and situations so that you can be as funny as possible. All this may sound inartistic to some of you, but if you weren’t hungry for guidance in this endeavor you wouldn’t have picked up this book, which is based on the assumption that, like dramatic writing, comedy can be taught. The main purpose of this book is to help you understand the principles of comedy—why things are funny—but also to create a system for the application of that understanding to the creation of comic characters and comic situations. This book is meant to teach you how to make a comedy that is as funny as possible, and to that end I have tried to create a systematic approach. It assumes you already understand the rudiments of dramatic construction and means to take you further, to add another layer, though “layer” is misleading because it’s all integrated and organic. As for inspiration, like poetry, comedy writing is heavily dependent upon it, but don’t worry about inspiration. Worrying doesn’t help. Relax and assume you’re funny. Comedy is more dependent upon inspiration than drama, admittedly (the same can be said of

poetry, another literary genre where inspiration is key), but the methods in this book are meant to create a context in which you are likely to experience useful inspiration. Ultimately, this is a practical guide, and all the theory about comedy is simply there to help you recognize why your inspirations are inspired. At the very least, if you have written a comedy that is not funny, or not funny enough, the principles in this book enable you to realize why it isn’t funny, which is the first step to fixing it. Don’t expect to understand all these concepts right away. Just keep reading, and sooner or later it will all come together. Maybe we’ll even have some laughs along the way. I’m not promising. [Insert joke here.] But, as I said, if you’ve never written a comedy before, you’re in for a wonderful journey. Writing comedy is lots of fun. When I’m writing scenes I make myself laugh all the time. It isn’t the easiest task in the world, but it isn’t the hardest, either, especially if you you’ve taken the time to think through your plot and characters in advance (which is why you’re reading this book). Furthermore, writing comedies is a noble profession. As I said at the beginning of this introduction, and I said it because it’s the most important thing I’ll say: jokes are a way of telling truth—a delightful way—that brings insight to the audience while also providing them with great pleasure. Comedy deepens our understanding of human nature, the world, and the life we all share in it. It’s astounding it doesn’t get the attention and respect it deserves. One more thing: comedy is not a formula. Understanding the techniques in this book will not enable you to make funny if you’re not. A moment of comic explosion is usually two or more of these principles coinciding in a surprising way—as surprising to you as to the audience, usually. However this book will teach you to construct characters and situations much more like to result in said explosions, and to recognize them when they work, and thus enable you to play variations on them and make them work elsewhere in the narrative. Repetition with variation is a key technique, and it’s easier to do when you know why something was funny in the first place. Another note: my references and examples will be all over the map, from low comedy to classic theatre, from Moliere and Oscar Wilde to YouTube videos, to classic screwball comedies from the Golden Age of American Film, to TV sitcoms of all stripes and eras. I strive to provide a lot of examples in hopes that at least one rings a bell. Obviously, we haven’t seen all the same movies, plays and cat food commercials, so no need to feel bad if a particular example is outside your ken. Definitions of Comedy There are a lot of definitions of the comedy out there. Perhaps most often, it’s said that a happy ending is the defining characteristic that makes a dramatic narrative a comedy. Fair enough.

Lord Byron said that all comedies end in marriage. Lots do, especially “romcoms” (romantic comedies). But for me, comedy serves a practical purpose: that of provoking laughter. I rate comedies on how often they make me laugh. I define a comedy as a dramatic narrative that aims to provoke laughter—and I’m not embarrassed to say it. Better Living Through Comedy To “write funnier movies” is no joke. Mind/Body Health by Hafen has a chapter on the mental and physical health benefits of laughter and they’re amazing. Comedy relieves pain, stress, fear, anger and depression. It enhances self-esteem and broad-mindedness. It prevents industrial accidents. No—really! So to write funnier movies is indeed to serve humanity. This is something Woody Allen understands. One of his finest comedies, “Hannah and her Sisters” (1986) has the depressed hero (played by Mr. Allen) on the verge of suicide, but wandering into revival house and watching “Duck Soup”—and deciding that life is worth living after all. Then there’s “Starlight memories,” his parody of Fellini, which ends with the filmmaker hero (again played by Mr. Allen) encountering aliens and asking what he can do to make the world a better place: “You wanna do mankind a real service? Tell funnier jokes.” A Warning I have done my best to organize the subject of comedy and break it into bite-sized pieces, but that’s always going to be a little bit forced and artificial because character and plot (which is to say the comic situation) overlap and even, arguably, are the same thing. A dramatic character lives because he does things and says thing, and those things drive the plot forward—they are part of the plot. If what he says and does is part of the plot, where do you draw the line between character and plot? What that means is, chapters that concern themselves with one thing will inevitably touch on other things, because we are dealing witn an organic whole: a piece of dramatic writing that contains plot, character, theme, style and—one hopes—comedy.

CHAPTER ONE: PRINCIPLES OF COMEDY

THE COMIC MOMENT: THAT’S WRONG! Dr. Seuss, who sold a lot of children’s books, once explained that comedy, essentially, is a child’s reaction to being told something that’s “not right.” You’re tucking them in and you say, “I know you’ve hidden an elephant under those bed sheets.” And the child giggles because she knows that it is impossible to hide an elephant in a twin bed, or even a queen-size. It’s the same for grown-ups: how far is that from the famous Groucho Marx line, from Animal Crackers, “One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I dunno.” As a child, your most important task is to understand how the world works: how things are supposed to be. When things aren’t as they’re supposed to be we have a sudden, flashing thought: “That’s wrong!” And there’s a certain delight in that mastery of our ability to identify successfully that which is wrong. The wrong thing might be morally wrong, physically impossible, or just impolite, but something is not as it should be and I have identified it. It’s a little triumph. It makes me feel good. You’re busted! I’ve busted you, or I’ve busted the world, but in any case I know that an elephant can’t hide in my bed. A spider could, and if you want the child to cry, substitute “spider” for elephant, but don’t blame me when crawls in your bed at 3 A.M. Our delight in figuring out the working of the world and characters in it never goes away, no matter how old we get, but as we grow up we more finely hone our sense of what is right and wrong. For a sophisticated adult, hearing someone order “a nice mare-lotte” might be hilarious, whereas it would fly right over a little kid’s head. But essentially, it’s the same thing the child experiences: something is wrong and I’ve spotted it, figured it out, which makes me smart—and better than the person or thing I’ve identified as wrong. No wonder I laugh. I won. Most often, the “wrong thing” comedy shows us is human bad behavior, misbehavior, or inappropriate behavior. The opposite of that doing things the right way. When we do things the right way, we adhere to “norms” or “standards”: the rules and expectations that govern life. But real people often deviate from norms, and comic characters deviate as often as possible depending on how many laughs the guy who wrote them wants to get. They behave in ways that are “not right.” Their behavior is inappropriate, naughty or incongruous. Their behavior may in some way be unacceptable or inappropriate. They are not acting they “should” given the circumstances. As you will see, the comic characters inappropriate behavior in some way does not fit in, and is a function of their interaction with the world—their context.

“Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are, and what they ought to be,” wrote William Hazlitt, in Lectures on the English Comic Writers, "Lecture I: On Wit and Humour" (1819). Isn’t he, arguably, saying that the human being is the only animal that can recognize the inappropriate—and laugh at it. DEVIATION FROM NORMS AND STANDARDS: CRITICISM AND FORGIVENESS We deviate from these norms usually, but not always, in harmless ways, and usually (but not always) as a result of common, normal human weaknesses that we all share to a greater or lesser degree. We’re all selfish, greedy, dishonest or stupid at least some of the time, but we also see that to be selfish, greedy, dishonest or stupid is against the rules— the norms. It is usually said that laughter is about enforcing these norms—an expression of disapproval. Maybe. Another way to look at it is that laughter is an expression of our forgiveness of the deviation from the norm. We’re not demanding that the character be jailed or horsewhipped—we’re laughing, which means we don’t approve, but we probably don’t hate him. We don’t think he’s less than human. We recognize our common humanity. When Shakespeare’s Puck says, “What fools these mortals be,” there’s a contemptuous edge to it that makes it not such a funny line. Laughter says, “What fools we mortals be.” But I digress. What laughter “means” is really a subject for psychologists and philosophers. For now, our goal is create laughter in the context of a dramatic narrative— that is to say, we want to write a comedy—and to do that it helps to understand norms and how people deviate from them. Let’s identify the kinds of norms from which we deviate, keeping in mind that borders are porous, and these categories bleed into each other, coincide, and synergize. DEVIATION #1: FROM CULTURAL NORMS Within any given culture, there are norms. Cultural norms are the norms of behavior that a particular culture imposes on its members. A Baptist church in Harlem has one set of norms, a saloon in Dodge City another. To burp at the dinner table is abnormal in one culture, mandatory in another. Manners, etiquette and customs are good examples of cultural norms. What is normal in a village in Africa might not be normal at a Rotary Club in Kansas City, Kansas. What’s more, cultural norms change over time. What’s not OK in 1850 may not raise an eyebrow 200 years later. That is why comedy has a shelf life: the norms change and therefore the comedy disappears. This is also why the timelessness of the greatest comedies, such as those of Moliere, is so amazing.

An example of deviation from cultural norms would be the character Archie Bunker on the classic sitcom “All in the Family.” Archie was a racist, and his outspoken belief in racial stereotypes was a deviation from social norms even back in the 1970, when the show was a big hit. People of all races laughed and laughed at Archie, but they also liked him and forgave him, because in that era his ignorance was understandable. A few decades later that ignorance is less understandable, so his character seems less likeable and forgivable. Today he wouldn’t get the laughs he got then. Times change, references change, comedy fades. That’s why your old Uncle Carl’s jokes aren’t as funny as yours. Another character who deviates from cultural norms is Rodney Dangerfield in the film Caddy Shack. He’s vulgar, bluntly outspoken, and wildly deviant from the norms of the strict subculture of a snooty golf club. In Victor/Victoria, when Toddy puts a cockroach in his dinner to get out of paying, that’s a deviation in multiple ways. First, stealing is not OK in most cultures, nor is putting insects in food. Flatulence is a deviation from a cultural norm, for example the farting scenes in The Nutty Professor and in Blazing Saddles. (How dare you fart before my wife?” “I didn’t know it was her turn!”) In Trainwreck, even in our post-Germaine Greer, post-Madonna western culture, Amy Schumer’s over-the-top promiscuity is a deviation from cultural norms (though perhaps not the cultural norms of Bonobo monkeys, among whom her character would be popular and admired for her social skills). Later, when we talk about the concept of “fish out of water,” you will see that when characters that embody one set of cultural norms are plopped into a completely different culture, their deviations become funny, for example the Sasha Baron Cohen character in Borat. The comedy stems from his ridiculous, over-the-top deviation, but also from the reactions to it by members of the host culture. In deviation from cultural norms, the deviant behavior might be where the laugh is, or the reaction to it might be where the laugh is: the “shocked observer” character. Or the observer trying not to react, but we know they’re reacting. The Stereotype and Deviation from the Norm In the past, and to some degree today, one way in which comedy enforced cultural norms was by employing unflattering stereotypes. Women, Latinos, blacks, Asians, LGBT people and so on were thought all to behave in certain stereotypical ways—and those ways were at odds with the way a ruling class white, heterosexual male behaved, and he was right and they were wrong. His behavior was the norm by which the behavior of the “out” group was judged; the stereotypical behavior was the subject of mockery. In early cinema, stereotypical depictions of African American men were often employed to supposed comic effect, with lazy, shuffling servant characters who were always quite afraid of ghosts (though, to add nuance to the analysis, very often they turned out to be

right within the context of the narrative—the ghost they believed in and the white people didn’t was real). The point is that the member of the out group is not acting “right” because they’re not acting like the white, heterosexual males who are the norm. Many years ago there was a very popular one-act play (by the great George S. Kaufman, by the way), often done at high schools back in the day, entitled If Men Played Cards as Women Do. The boys got together for cards, but acted the way women supposedly did when they played cards— jumped up on the table because they were afraid of mice and so on. (Neil Simon’s play The Odd Couple has card-playing scenes in which fussbudget Felix deviates from the norm in similar ways, and it’s hard to imagine that Neil Simon wasn’t influences by Kaufman’s one-act). Not only did the play mock stereotypical female behavior, but also such behavior, when performed by men was incongruous (later, we’ll discus the concept of “hybridization of type”—one thing at a time). The play would seem offensive if performed now (and it won’t be) because it deals in stereotypes that we no longer accept, but that were widely accepted at the time—if they weren’t, the play would not have been as popular as it was or have gotten the laughs it got. Airplane! Playing with Norms and Racial Stereotypes (a digression) In the bad old days, the stereotypical behavior of the “out” group is a deviation from the norm that is laughable. More recently, though, the stereotype can be the norm. It depends on the point of view of the writer. He’s the one who decides what the norm is. In the very funny disaster movie parody Airplane!, there’s a famous scene in which two black men on the plane speak only “jive.” One of them is sick but he and his friend can’t make themselves understood to the stewardess because of their dialect, which deviates from the “norm” of so-called “standard” English, and deviating in a way that is a racial stereotype (which is underlined by their stereotypical costumes—one wears a purple suit). It looks like the joke is going to be at the expense of the stereotypically depicted black men. But that’s just the set-up—there’s a clever twist. As the stewardess (that’s what they were called back then) struggles to understand the jive-talking black men, a middle-aged white woman politely interrupts: “Oh, stewardess—I speak jive.” Now, this isn’t just any white woman. She’s played by Barbara Billingsley, who was June Cleaver, the housewife mom on Leave It to Beaver, a sitcom that epitomized bland, oppressive, 1950s-style whiteness. The show was unbelievably fake treacle (faker and treaclier than even The Cosby Show) and June Cleaver became herself a stereotype: a stereotypical post-war, white, American, cookie- baking, pearl-and-high-heel-wearing stay-at-home mom. And this whiter than white woman proceeds to explain to the stewardess what the black man has said—to “translate” it from jive into English. The stereotype of the white ‘50s housewife, who would certainly be too provincial in her suburban purdah to pick up a ghetto patois, by speaking it deviates from what is expected of her. The norm of the 50s housewife has evolved into a stereotype of the 50s housewife and now she deviates from that stereotype. Dizzying, and a classic scene of comedy that isn’t over yet.

The gag plays out further when the stewardess says she’ll go get some medicine, and the white woman proceeds to “translate” it into jive for the benefit of the black men. They’re outraged that she assumed them to be so ignorant as not to understand the stewardess. At this point we expect the white woman to apologize meekly and slink away—but instead she raises her voice and “sasses” the men in the manner of a stereotypical black woman who’s not going to take any of their guff. Throughout the course of the gag she’s gone from being the stereotype (the white woman) to deviating from the stereotype (she speaks jive) to becoming another stereotype when she seems to slip into the persona of a stereotypical black woman. She seems to a black woman in the body of a white woman (later we’ll discuss hybridization of type, which this scene touches upon). One more example: Queen Latifah and Steve Martin co-starred in Bringing Down the House (2003) about a black woman who breaks out of prison and moves in with a very conventional, white, middle-class man. It’s a fish-out-of-water comedy (she doesn’t fit into his neighborhood) but the modern twist is that her stereotypical black behavior is seen as better, more authentic, more normal, than his uptight stereotypical white behavior—so the black stereotype, in that way, becomes the norm against which the behavior of the white people is judged, and the white behavior that used to be the standard or norm, is now itself transformed into a stereotype. A Quick Digression: Is Comedy Inherently Unkind or Politically Incorrect? While some kinds of comedy are unkind and cruel, comedy doesn’t have to be unkind or cruel. It’s a matter of norms. Different people have different norms and will find different things funny. My preference is for comedy that evinces what one psychologist called an “adult” sense of humor, which he described as free of meanness, accepting of human imperfection (“foibles,” they used to be called), and demonstrating an understanding of life’s absurdity. But comedy is often critical and even hostile under the surface. It’s not always politically correct or kind. Of course, political correctness and kindness are norms, and if deviating from norms is the basis of comedy, unkind and politically incorrect people can be funny—but we’re laughing because we know that they’re wrong. DEVIATION #2: FROM HUMAN NORMS As we’ve seen, comedy is not always politically correct by today’s standards and not always kind. Sometimes the norms enforced by comedy are outdated, oppressive or even cruel. Remember that in Elizabethan England, animal baiting was acceptable entertainment: put a chimp atop a horse, set loose the mastiffs, and guffaw hysterically as the terrified chimp screeches and clutches the steed as it bucks and neighs and snorts in horror, and both animals end up with chunks of flesh torn off by the ravening dogs. Now that’s comedy! Queen Elizabeth loved it, and perhaps the next night would take in a performance of Shakespeare and relish it just as much. Go back a bit further, to medieval times: throwing rocks at schizophrenics and watching their amusing cries of anguish and herky-jerky dodging—to Medieval Guy (and some modern junior high kids—talk about savages), that’s rich comic amusement. Times change but humans are still a little bit savage and comedy still isn’t always nice (Mean Girls). That I include an example of

comedy in this book doesn’t mean I necessarily approve of its deeper meanings, I certainly don’t think it’s nice to make fun of people physical differences. That said, here’s an example of deviation from human norms: if we were at a very fancy pants cocktail party and saw basketball great Michael Jordan chatting with the actor Peter Dinklage (Game of Thrones), who is a very little person, most of us would probably at least smile. And if they started dancing together we would guffaw. Both of these men deviate from the “normal” height of an adult man. To be physically different is to deviate. The giant prosthetic penises in ancient Greek comedy and Dolly Parton’s more-than- ample bosom both got laughs. The mere presence of the physical difference isn’t usually enough to get a laugh—one has to put it into action. Andre the Giant is a big, scary man, but he’s a funny big man if we have him visit the home of a little old Japanese lady who is four-foot-nine and whose house has been built to her scale not his. His physical difference becomes inappropriate and he’s “a fish out of water” (much more on that concept later). In the Monty Python sketch “The Ministry of Silly Walks,” gentlemanly government officials stroll about demonstrating wildly ridiculous and impractical ways of walking that grossly deviate from the normal gait of human beings. The exaggerated hip swiveling of Mae West and Marilyn Monroe were erotic but also comical. Both actresses were primarily comediennes. On Saturday Night Live, The Coneheads were a family of people with conical heads. The norm is a head more roundish, and the resemblance to dunce caps was no doubt intentional. In the film Dumb and Dumber, the deviation from human norms is right in the title. To be stupider than others is funny, but also it’s funny to be “too smart,” hence the success of that sitcom about all the smart nerds. Back to Dumb and Dumber, when they triumph over people of normal intelligence there a lovely, surprising irony. It’s “wrong” that they should do so. DEVIATION #3: FROM NORMS OF PHYSICAL POSSIBILITY These are the norms that deal with what is possible in the real world. When characters do things that are physically impossible, that’s “wrong” in a funny way. The world of cartoons is the most vivid example of this. When Wile E. Coyote runs off the edge of a cliff, keeps going, stops in midair, and only plummets to the canyon floor because he looked down and understood his plight, that is deviation from physical norms. When said coyote paints the entrance to a train tunnel on a canyon wall in hopes that the Road Runner will smash into it and thus become dinner, only to see the Road Runner nonchalantly (as nonchalant as one can be and 150 miles per hour, and for Road Runner that is pretty nonchalant) zoom into the faux tunnel as though it were real, that’s deviation from physical possibility. Of course, the expert Warner Brothers cartoonists know to repeat and vary the gag, so when the coyote tries to pursue the Road Runner into

now-real tunnel—we saw the Road Runner enter it—it’s suddenly not real anymore. Wile E. Coyote smashes into it. That last is an example of how a great comic moment usually contains more than one principle in operation simultaneously: yes, its physical impossibility, but it’s also character. We know that Wile E. Coyote never has luck and that the Road Runner always does, so both are in character, and even the physical universe distends itself to keep them there. All cartoons do similar things. In Up, a man travels in a house held aloft by balloon. Physical Impossibility and the Action Hero Very often, this physical impossibility principle is embodied in an action hero whose moves are so athletic, agile and over the top as to defy physics. Watching Hong Kong action star Jackie Chan elude villains as he crashes, dodges and leaps his way through a chaotic urban setting (street vendors beware!), helped along by vigorous editing, is as excitingly suspenseful as it gets but funny at the same time. So, too, was a Douglas Fairbanks swordfight, especially as parodied by Gene Kelly in The Royal Rascal: the faux silent film embedded in Singin’ in the Rain. Even at the end of Unforgiven, where Clint Eastwood outdraws, like, twenty guys and kills them all, some of the exhilaration and release of tension we feel over the impossibility of his feat tips over into a kind of comedy—I laughed. A Digression about Dramatic Tension and Comic Relief In all those cases, the dramatic tension of the situation creates an emotional excitement conducive to laughter. The action and jeopardy build tension that is then released. The great British farceur Alan Ayckbourn advises that even a drama should have laughs, and that the writer should know where are they are and nurture and make them intended (even if they weren’t intended in the first place). Why should a drama have laughs? Because, according to Ayckbourn, the tension will make the audience laugh at some point, so might as well be control of well so as to avoid laughs where you don’t want them. Back to Action and the Comedy of Physical Impossibility: A Neat Segue Silent movies used this principle extensively: Charlie Chaplin, George Méliès and Buster Keaton in The Cameraman all defied physics. Advances in computer graphics have enabled filmmakers to take that in new directions that encroach on the bailiwick of animation, for example the Jim Carrey vehicle The Mask, in which his face transmogrifies into a series of, well, scary masks. The great Frank Tashlin, who directed Jerry Lewis and Bob Hope vehicles, in his classic western comedy Son of Paleface, provides a chase scene (again, the excitement of action creating fertile tension) in which the hero, chased by Indians, driving a buckboard, loses a wheel. He just reaches over from within the buckboard and grabs the axel, thus (impossibly) holding up the speeding vehicle. Then he urges his companion, rootin’ tootin’ cowgal Jane Russell, to hurry up, as what he’s doing is impossible. He acknowledges the impossibility of the action!

Remember what I said about more than one thing going on at once in most great comic moments? Yes, he’s defying the rules of physics, but then he’s also deviating from artistic norms—the norm being that, when the impossible thing happens, the character on the screen, being part of a screen world, a reality where impossible things do happen, does not acknowledge the impossibility. Bob Hope acknowledges the impossibility of his action, which neatly segues into our next form of deviation. DEVIATION #4: FROM ARTISTIC NORMS Artistic norms are the conventions of cinema, theatre and storytelling that we mostly only notice in their absence. The rules of filmmaking, the rules of storytelling, the conventions of genre—all the myriad ways of presenting dramatic narrative that have accumulated over the centuries, are things we take for granted—for example the “fourth wall.” The Fourth Wall In plays and movies, a centuries-old convention going back to the Greeks is that the characters within the story are unaware of the audience. They exist in spaces that have four walls and those walls exclude us, the audience. Three walls are solid, but the fourth is like a two-way mirror: the audience can see and hear the characters, but the characters can’t see or hear the audience. They don’t know we’re there. To defy that convention is to “break the fourth wall.” When Bob Hope mentions that his actions are impossible in “Son of Paleface,” in a sly way he’s breaking the fourth wall. Who could he be talking to but us? Obviously, the people inside the narrative aren’t surprised that he can perform his physically impossible action, they aren’t reacting to it, but Son of Paleface knows that we will be surprised. He’s talking to the audience—telling them what he’s doing is impossible, that he knows it’s impossible, and that he want us to know he knows it’s impossible. When Ferris Buehler narrates the adventures that occur on his day off, he’s breaking the fourth wall. Once you’ve broken the fourth wall, al hell can break loose. On the old Burns & Allen TV show, George Burns would watch TV to see what his zany wife Gracie Allen was up to, and he’d share it with the TV audience. Is that breaking the fourth wall? Sure— because was acknowledging to the TV audience that he and Gracie were on TV and he knew it. In Woody Allen’s The Purple Rose of Cairo, the characters in a 1930s adventure movie suddenly become aware of the movie house audience and then the leading man (Jeff Daniels) realizes that he can step off the screen and into the real world (which, being within a movie, is just as unreal as the film-within-a-film), and have a love affair with one of its inhabitants (Mia Farrow). (Once he’s in the real world, his norms collide with its norms and have the “fish out of water,” which we’ll get into later.) For more of this

kind of playing with the fourth wall and deconstructing narrative conventions to comic effect, see Mr. Allen’s comic masterpiece Deconstructing Harry. Speaking of The Woodman, there’s also a wonderful moment in Annie Hall where Woody Allen, standing in line for a movie ticket, get stuck listening to a pontificating media studies professor who loudly shouts opinions that Allen loathes. So Allen turns to the camera, breaking the fourth wall, to complain to the audience in the movie house about his boorish line-mate. No one in the line hears him—except The Pontificating Professor, who starts arguing with Woody about Marshall McLuhan, and to bolster his side of the argument Woody says, “I happen to have Marshall McLuhan right here,” and pulls him into the scene, the real Marshal McLuhan, and McLuhan sides with Woody Allen, who then turns to the camera and says, “If life were only like this.” (Ironically, I sort of agree with what Allen has the pontificating professor say about Fellini. But of course, I am a pontificating professor.) Asides and direct address of the camera Breaking the fourth wall is nothing new. When the maid in a 17th century Moliere play speaks a tart “aside” to the audience, pointing out the foibles of someone on stage, she’s breaking the fourth wall. But is it really she who is breaking it—isn’t it the author of the play? Wait—who’s being naughty? Who’s transgressing? The author, the character, or the work of dramatic fiction itself? The question is an interesting one that can probably be untangled differently in every instance—or maybe, like so much in comedy, can’t quite be untangled at all (but we’ll keep trying). It’s an issue I think about when I watch one of my favorite comedies, Wayne’s World, where the artistically underrated (but commercially successful) auteur Mike Myers ingeniously repeats and varies his assault on the fourth wall. In cinema, one form of breaking the wall is “direct address of the camera,” the cinematic equivalent of the theatrical “side.” Wayne does this, directly addresses the camera, and then exits the scene. But the movie, the camera, instead of cutting to the next scene as it normally would (right? The hero is done talking to the audience so we move on), instead, when the hero is done directly addressing the audience, the camera just… keeps running, “forgets” to turn off, which of curse is itself a deviation from a norm of filmmaking: when the point of the scene is over, the film cuts away from the scene, right? Stay with me here. Now, the running camera is generating what amounts to an empty frame, since no dramatic action is there to be captured. There’s a void—into which steps another character, seemingly an extra (played by Ed O'Neill from Modern Family and Married With Children), who sullenly “hijacks” direct address of the camera with his irrelevant complaining about his insignificant life. Multiple artistic norms are being mangled here. First, a dramatic narrative is not supposed to contain irrelevancies. Second, when the camera is directly addressed, it’s almost always the main character or a character from whose point of view the story is being told who does it—and certainly not a mere extra. After all, directly addressing the camera establishes a privileged bond between the character and the audience, and it makes no sense to have an extraneous character do it.

Later in film there’s more such horseplay around direct address of the camera. Garth, Wayne’s dim sidekick, seated at a table in a restaurant, decides he has something to say to the audience and wants to address the camera directly but he seems not to know the conventions of how it works. The convention is that the actor turns to the camera and talks, and the people in the scene don’t notice. But Garth is seemingly afraid he’ll be noticed if he does that, so beckons the camera to come under the table with him and talks there. As in so many comic moments, more than one thing is going on at once: the narrative is deviating from a norm by disobeying the rules of direct address of the camera, and Garth is violating a human norm—his actions reveal his subnormal intelligence. The fourth wall is the narrative convention most often disobeyed to comic effect, but any convention (or another term for convention might be “artistic norm”) will do. Exposing the narrative convention by deviating from it is called self-reflection, self-reflexivity, or in Russian, “ostrenanie.” There’s an example at the end of the musical Singin’ in the Rain. The film is about characters who make a talking picture, and it ends with them embracing before a billboard advertising the movie they were making. Examples of Characters Acknowledging They’re in Fictions Sometimes breaking the fourth wall is accomplished when a character acknowledges to the audience that he knows he’s in a movie. Daffy Duck did this in the legendary cartoon Duck Amuck, wherein he argues with an animator who kept putting Daffy’s head on silly bodies, or arbitrarily changing the background in ways that discomfited Daffy. (At the end of the movie the puckish animator is revealed to be Bugs Bunny himself, whose character had supplanted Daffy as the most popular one in the Warner Brothers stable.) Another example of a character acknowledging that he’s in a fictional narrative involved Bob Hope. Movies are corporate products—in fact, legally, the corporation is the author—but it is not normal to acknowledge that, nor for the characters to acknowledge they are in a fictional construct, nor do they acknowledge that they are being paid and paid well for their acting. But in The Road to Utopia, Bob Hope and Bing Crosby have an exchange that transgresses all those norms. It goes like this: Hope: “Hey, get a load of that bread and butter!” There’s a shot of a mountain. Crosby: “Bread and butter? That's a mountain!” The mountain morphs into the Paramount Pictures logo, which is a mountain. Hope: “Maybe a mountain to you, but it’s bread and butter to me!” Another clever example is in Austin Powers, where Michael York plays a character named Basil Exposition. As you may know, “exposition” is the name we give to the information in a narrative that allows us to make sense of what’s going on: where are we,

who are there people and what do they want, what’s their relationship to each other. Basil Exposition is the spy boss who gives the spy his marching orders, sort of the way “M” would give James Bond his assignment and along the way give us all kinds of exposition. By naming the character Basil Exposition, writer Mike Myers exposes the bones of dramatic structure in a way that deviates from the norm. Playing with conventions a la Mike Meyers is nothing new, take for example Moliere’s play The Miser (first performed in 1668). In it, Harpagon the Miser’s hoard is missing. The police magistrate asks whom he suspects and Harpagon replies, “Everybody! I wish you to take into custody the whole town and suburbs,” which he says while indicating the audience in the theatre. Elsewhere in the play, when characters deliver asides to the audience, other characters ask them whom they’re talking to. So, by all means, play with and break the convention of the fourth wall for comic effect, but no need to imagine you’ve invented the wheel. Other examples of playful deviation from aesthetic norms can be found in the brilliant Italian film The Icicle Thief, the cinematic satire of television The Groove Tube, and on Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Genres that depend on deviation from artistic norms Parody, camp and intentional camp are all comedic genres that depend on deviation from artistic norms for their comedy. “Parody” is, according to Merriam-Webster, “a literary or musical work in which the style of an author or work is closely imitated for comic effect or in ridicule.” In other words, the original work becomes a set of norms, and those norms are exaggerated, twisted or subverted to get laughs. The great filmmaker Mel Brooks parodied Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein; Star Wars in Space Balls; the Western film genre in Blazing Saddles; and the works of Alfred Hitchcock in High Anxiety (arguably Brooks’s best parody). There’s a long history of parody in the cinema: Méliès’s early silent film A Trip to the Moon parodied Jules Verne. On cable TV, Amy Sedaris’s series Strangers with Candy, in which she plays a slutty, drug-addled grown woman who goes back to finish high school, parodied primly sanctimonious After School Specials (and was a prime example of fish out of water). More on parody later, and also camp and intentional camp. For now… DEVIATION #5: FROM LINGUISTIC NORMS This is an easy one, because it just means people don’t “talk right” Humans (and even cartoon animals) are expected to have a certain mastery of language. Mispronunciation, odd voices, foreign or regional accents and speech impediments (the last two maybe not so politically correct) all have been sources of comedy.

Foreign accents: Apu on The Simpsons. Latka Gravas on the classic sitcom Taxi, Bugs Bunny’s Brooklynese. Speech impediments: Porky Pig’s stutter. Daffy Duck’s spraying of saliva. Non-sequiturs, Mangled Word Choice, and “Goldwynisms” When people are ignorant, in a hurry, or just don’t care, they’ll grab the nearest word whether it fits or not. This creates malapropisms and non-sequiturs. There was once a Hollywood mogul, San Goldwyn, so famous for his mismatched way of putting words together that the term “a Goldwynism” arose to describe it. Here are a few of the more famous ones, some undoubtedly apocryphal: “Include me out.” “We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir.” “A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on.” “I've been laid up with intentional flu.” Mrs. Malaprop and her isms The term “malapropism,” refers to the mistaken misuse of words out of ignorance or whatever, was named after the character comes from a fictional stage character “Mrs. Malaprop” in Richard Brinsley Sheridan’s 1775 play The Rivals. Mrs. Malaprop was the most famous example of malapropisms and she gave them her name. Here are a few of hers: “I have since laid Sir Anthony's preposition before her.” Surely she meant “proposition.” “I am sorry to say, Sir Anthony, that my affluence over my niece is very small.” Do you mean “influence”? “Illiterate him…from your memory.” I think “obliterate” is the word she forgot. “If ever you betray what you are entrusted with...you forfeit my malevolence for ever.” Ummm…benevolence? “She might reprehend the true meaning of what she is saying.” Well, she might indeed, but she might also “comprehend” it. And figure this one out for yourself: “Sure, if I reprehend anything in this world it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!”

John Ford directed a remarkable 1930 prison picture, Up the River, which has a group of female inmates looking over the most recent arrivals. One of them points out a new girl and confides that she’s an “extortionist.” Causing another inmate to bustles over and asks, beaming with excitement, “Honey, was you in the circus?” Of course, there aren’t many circuses left anymore, so you might not have gotten the joke’s implied reference to “contortionist.” Malapropisms turn up in politics, too, as when President George W. Bush solemnly intoned, “We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.” It’s “hostage,” W. With a “G.” Non-Sequiturs and Nonsense Closely related to the malapropism is the non sequitur. Webster’s Second defines non sequitur as, “In logic, a conclusion or inference which does not follow from the premises.” Theatre of the absurd, for example the plays of Ionesco (for example, The Bald Soprano), deal in this, but so did Lewis Carroll in Alice in Wonderland. Groucho Marx was often called upon to deliver nonsense lines, such as, “Last night I shot in elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I dunno.” The non sequitur is a form of “misdirection” more on that later: the audience is led in one direction and then suddenly a discordant or contradictory element is introduced. Misunderstanding The 1940s movie comedy team Abbot and Costello were famous for their routine, “Who’s on First?” In it, there’s a baseball team of idly named fellows. The first baseman is name “Who,” the second baseman is named “What,” and the third baseman’s name is “I Don’t Know.” Other players are gentlemen named Why, Because, Tomorrow and I Don't Give a Darn. Costello: “I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.” Abbott: “I'm telling you. Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don't Know is on third—“ Costello: “You know the fellows’ names?” Abbott: “Yes.” Costello: “Well, then who’s playing first?” Abbott: “Yes.” And on and on, spiraling through misunderstandings. Trust me, it’s funnier when they do it. Find it on YouTube.

By the way, a few years, at the university where I teach, a fellow named Dr. Hu was appointed president. We had a lot of fun with that. It never got old. Mispronunciation: You Drink Too Much, Pop A kind of linguistic deviation related to misunderstanding is mispronunciation. A friend mine still chuckles about going out on a date with a guy who said to the wine steward, “Do you have a nice mare-lotte?” Related to mispronunciation would be “misinflection.” Is that a word? Inflecting something wrongly, in a way that indicates you don’t understand it. Here’s a true story that illustrates the point: If you did high school theatre (and if you’re reading this book, there’s a good chance you might have) reminds me how in high school, if you were a boy, just showing up at the auditions meant you could get cast, which reminds me of someone I’ll call Angus, who was just a terrible actor, the worst, but who always got some kind of part because not enough boys auditioned. Just a terrible, terrible actor. Undeterred by lack of aptitude or training, Angus competed in the forensics league, in the “dramatic interpretation” category with an excerpt from the play I Never Sang for My Father, which contained the line, "You drink too much, Pop!” Only Angus inflected it, “You drink too much pop!” Of course, pop is terrible for you, and maybe he was just way ahead of his time, but I somehow think that wasn’t the playwright’s point. By the way, that’s an example of deviation from linguistic norms.) Puns and Wordplay Merriam-Webster defines pun as “the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound.” In All About Eve, Margot Channing, played by the incomparable Bette Davis, is a Broadway star about to give a cocktail party at which she fully intends to make a scene and perhaps several. As she ascends the stairs, very dry martini in hand, she growls, “Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.” Of course, the word that usually sits where “night” does is “flight.” She plays on the fact that night and flight sound alike. The difference between a “pun” and a “malapropism” seems to be that puns are intentional and malapropisms are mistakes. Writers of newspaper headlines love puns excessively. So do the people who make up movie titles: Legally Blonde, Bee Movie, and Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit would be unfortunate examples. The voices of performers

Some of you may be actors. From the point of view of performance, a distinctive voice can bring a new comic dimension to a script or enhance an existing dimension, for example, big, fat 1930s character actor Eugene Palette’s gravelly bass in My Man Godfrey and The Lady Eve, Stan Laurel’s careful prissiness and whining, and Jim Carrey’s adolescent honk. A distinctive voice is most often an arrow in the quiver of a character actor, but there are examples among stars, too: Marilyn Monroe, Judy Holliday and Jean Arthur had little- girl voices that enhanced their delivery of comic lines. These are things the actor brings to role and come into play when they chose a part or when a director casts him. Grown-up voices on children and vice versa are often funny: apart from Monroe (and the grown-up voice of the very little boy who has a crush on her in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes) there’s classic cartoon flapper Betty Boop, the high squeak of Mickey Mouse, and Warner Brothers cartoon canary Tweety (a name that seems to refer to the character’s voice, by the way), who could read a menu and make it funny. Peter Lorre (Rick, Rick, save me!” in Casablanca) had a distinctive accent that worked for serious heavies (Huston’s The Maltese Falcon), unintentional camp (the demented surgeon in Mad Love), intentional camp (Beat the Devil) and pure comedy (Silk Stockings). Impersonating a Voice and Mimicry Lorre’s evergreen voice even tuned up a movie I wrote, Pizza Wars. The director didn’t think my lines were funny (they were, Babak) and had the actor deliver them in a Peter Lorre voice. Impersonating, mimicking or mocking someone’s voice to cruel comic effect is a technique known in every schoolyard. It’s a form of disguise and misrepresentation—I’m pretending to be you. Doing impersonation used to be a very popular form of standup comedy, though one sees little of it anymore. Katharine Hepburn successfully sued when her distinctive voice was impersonated in radio ads for Vita Herring. The linguistic deviation expresses character Almost always, the deviant way of talking is an expression of character. Warner Brothers cartoon fowl Daffy Duck sprays saliva when he speaks because he’s so overexcited and outraged. Foghorn Leghorn shouts in a Southern accent because it expresses his impatience and exasperation—his Southern traditionalism is offended by the by the Chicken Hawk’s ignorance of the rules of the game, and the voice comes out of his overreaction. W.C. Fields mumbles just loud enough for you to hear because he’s seething with passive aggression—the passive aggression just bubbles over in his mumbled invective. CHANGING NORMS AND CROSSING BORDERS: A DIGRESSION

Let’s us take a moment to discuss a problem associated with deviation from norms: norms change. If comedy results deviation from norms, the changing and forgetting of norms means that the reference point is gone, so—so is the comedy. This is something that has been known for centuries, and gone on for centuries. There was a time when throwing rocks at the village schizophrenic, or mocking the hobbling gait of a slave after a good whipping, was a source of great mirth. However our times are slightly less ignorant and those things aren’t so hilarious anymore. Comedy is only as strong as the standard or values that provide the benchmark for the deviations. Before we laugh at “that’s not right,” we have to know what is right, and that changes from time to time—and also from place to place and from culture to culture. That’s why comedy usually doesn’t travel as well as well as drama and action (believe me, that’s what studio executives will tell you), or it usually doesn’t last as long. This can be sad. For example, when I was in college and was first exposed to classic screwball comedies at the Film Society at Northwestern University, the first example of the screwball genre I saw was Twentieth Century, a howlingly funny farce about a ruthlessly egotistical Broadway producer and the lingerie model he discovers, bullies into stardom, and tries to win back after she leaves him. I cannot overemphasize what a revelation the film was to me. It launched a love affair with ‘30s and ‘40s comedy that’s still with me today. I saw Twentieth Century (released in 1934) on television recently. It was like seeing an old lover you no longer fancy. I didn’t laugh once. The acting seemed shrill and loud, the plot developments and pacing felt forced and fake. I thought, “Who am I not to laugh at this? It’s John Barrymore and Carole Lombard directed by Howard Hawks!” But you can’t make yourself laugh. Later that day, I watched What’s Up Doc?, Peter Bogdanovich’s take on the genre 38 years later. I chuckled, I chortled (OK, I have no idea what chortling is), and I even laughed. But I don’t think I laughed as hard as I did when the move came out in in 1972, and I worried, “Will I laugh 15 years from now?” Who knows? It’s getting so I’m afraid to see beloved comedies for hear that the thrill is gone. Topicality The question of topicality is related. Topical humor, humor that refers to the day’s events, such as one sees on The Daily Show, The Tonight Show monologue, or in political cartoons, seems sharp and fresh and funny because not only are the norms up to the minute, but also the references. WHY DOES THE COMIC CHARACTER DEVIATE FROM NORMS?

In order to construct a dramatic narrative in which the deviation from norms is consistently accomplished, it is necessary to construct characters who will habitually deviate from the norms. Why? Why do they deviate? Maybe they’re perverse, it’s just their nature to oppose or rebel, so it’s not so much intentional as second nature (Dr. Evil in Austin Powers). Maybe they’re naughty and do it intentionally to amuse themselves, feel superior, feed their own egos or just get attention (characters with sharp, biting wit, like Roseanne in her sitcom, or the maid in a Moliere play). Maybe they’re ignorant of the norm (Dumb and Dumber or The Three Stooges), so they’re doing it unintentionally. The deviation may be intentional or unintentional, but almost always, even if it is intentional, they can’t help it—it’s their character. It’s their character and they never learn and never change, and that’s a good thing for us because if they did they’d stop being funny. The comic character’s nature is obsessive, relentless, and inflexible. He has a one-track mind. He is what he is and can’t be anything else. He’s too something. Too greedy, too horny, too loud, too stupid, too clumsy, too blunt, too mean, too angry, too selfish, or too hungry for cookies. And he’s always himself, even when he doesn’t fit in. Always. Always. Henri Bergson and automatic behavior One of the greatest essays on comedy was Henri Bergson’s 1900 essay “Laughter,” in which he wrote that comedy comes from automatic behavior. Human beings are supposed to be flexible and spontaneous. That’s how we learn and grow—it’s how we evolved into the magnificent creatures we are! We are “supposed” to react to every new situation with a fresh, appropriate response. Comic characters don’t. Their reactions are automatic—kneejerk, if you will. They always react the same way. They don’t calibrate their response to the specific situation at hand. They’re like the handyman who only has a hammer, so everything looks like a nail (which could be an amusing skit). Obviously, if your response to every situation is the same, much of the time your response is going to be inappropriate. INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR: COMEDY, CONTEXT AND THE FISH OUT OF WATER The expression “fish out of water” simply means placing a comic character into a situation in which he doesn’t fit: a situation where his behavior will be inappropriate.

There are characters whose behavior would be “out of place” anywhere, so they are always fish out of water. There are other characters that are perfectly at home when they’re at home, but transplanted into a new setting or context or world, their behavior is suddenly inappropriate. A comic character acts like a “fish” whether he’s in water or not. His behavior, ingrained by his customary environment (water) persists even in his new environment (out of water), where the behavior wrong, strange, or inappropriate, and therefore risible. The key is the inflexibility of the comic character. They stay themselves whether that’s the best way to cope or not. A classic film example from film is the fantastically successful Beverly Hills Cop, which advertises its fish-out-of-water premise right in the title: it’s about a streetwise cop who behaves recklessly and cuts corners because he’s operating in Detroit, a city on the verge of chaos, and has to do whatever it takes to survive and succeed there. In Detroit, his not- by-the-book, corner-cutting methods are arguably appropriate. But when the character becomes attached to the buttoned up, by-the-book Beverly Hills police force, in a city that’s as high-toned as Detroit is down and dirty, he’s a fish out of water and his methods, in a new place, become out of place. Interestingly, the part was written for Sylvester Stallone, who’d have played streetwise New York cop, and would have still been a fish out of water but a different flavor of fish. The fish hero’s differentness can be a difficulty and disadvantage, obviously, as it is for Tim Hanks in Big, where he’s a little boy magically placed in the body of a grown-up and forced to cope with the adult world. Ironically (and in comedy irony is good), the out-of-water fish’s fishiness can be an advantage, as it is in Beverly Hills Cop, where the hero’s ignorance and disregard of Beverly Hills ways helps him cut through the clutter and solve crime in a way the milquetoast Beverly Hills officers can’t. The classic sitcom The Beverly Hillbillies might have been the screenwriter’s inspiration, because the show ran for years on the rich comic premise of a hillbilly family striking it rich and moving to Beverly Hills, bringing with them their quaint mountain ways. Take care in your selection of a setting. In general, the comic character works best when his setting or behavior is selected to highlight the disparity between his inappropriate behavior and the setting. The Three Stooges are out of place most anywhere, but most of all at a black tie ball, to which they seem to be invited inexplicably often. Who are these people who know the Stooges and invite them to these parties? And apparently rich people like nothing better than pies because there’s always a whole tableful. Mmmm. Selecting a setting for the fish out of water: places of solemnity, propriety and theatricality

Comedy is so often a clash between the context and the character. The deviation from norms is starker and more striking in settings where norms are strict or extreme. In places where the range of behavior is narrow and highly proscribed, even slight deviation can seem wildly comic. At an amusement park or a baseball game people generally act any old way and it’s OK. But at a library, a funeral home, a Sunday school classroom or a five-star restaurant—places of solemnity, ritual, snobbery or great propriety—you have to behave and even a little deviation is noticed. And a big deviation… Eddie Murphy, in Beverly Hills Cop, plays a black man in a white world, and he’d do so again in Trading Places, the brilliant fish out of water comedy in which, as the result of a bet between heartless plutocrats, an African American street hustler (Murphy as one “Billy Ray Valentine”) trades places with the pedigreed white director of a commodities brokerage (Dan Ayckroyd as Louis Winthorpe III). Just as in Beverly Hills Cop, the streetwise ways of his fish out of water character ironically lead to success. Quite a few other comedies have hinged on the fish out of water situation of a black in a white world such as Houseguest, Distinguished Gentleman, Bringing Down the House and BAPS. It’s a pattern that provides African American writers and performers with an opportunity to satirize cultural politics. The term “theatricality” refers to settings where there might be an audience—not just a theater, but the crowded waiting line outside, a ballpark, or the rubbernecking mob that gathers when a potential suicide stands on a ledge. Behavior that deviates from the norm has more kick when there’s some kind of audience to watch it. Maybe the crowd is there to disapprove (shocked observers), or maybe they’re there to egg the hero on (Dog Day Afternoon), but having the comic behavior watched by a lot of other members of society heightens the tension, the embarrassment and the consequences of the behavior. The concept of fish out of water is tightly tied to the concept of rigidity of character. Comic characters have a hard time changing and learning, so if you take them out of their accustomed environment and plop them in a new and different one, they’ll keep acting in the old ways—as if they were still back in the old setting. The fish out of water pattern can work for an entire feature film, a sitcom that runs years, or can be applied to a single scene. Your story may not have an overarching fish-out-of- water premise, but that doesn’t mean you can’s select settings for individual scenes that heighten the inappropriate behavior of your comic characters. To make the comic characters’ flaws and rigidity pop, you put them where they don’t fit. In class, I use myself as the example of a comic character. I have a booming voice, so let’s call my character “Loud Guy.” Now let’s take the fish out of water. What about a lecture hall? No. Because it’s appropriate for Loud Guy to project—to keep the back row awake. What about a baseball game? No. Everybody’s loud there. We’ll need settings where he’s out of place, where his behavior reads as inappropriate. OK, then, how about a library? Better! A funeral home? Better still! The waiting line for international customs at an airport, Yikes!

Proper, Fancy, Rule-bound In general, the fish will come from a less privileged setting, and will be transplanted in a setting that is fancy, serious, sober or rule-bound. If comedy is inappropriate behavior, it makes sense to take someone from a setting where standards of behavior are different and perhaps looser, and put him or her in settings where the standards are stricter. Rodney Dangerfield is funny in Caddy Shack because the golf club is so stuffy and he’s a parvenu slob. The go-to setting for the fish out of water is, hands down, the fancy restaurant. Preferably the poshest restaurant in town. It’s no coincidence that, in When Harry Met Sally, when Sally demonstrates, loudly, how women fake orgasms convincingly, it’s in a really nice restaurant. By the way, that’s Rob Reiner’s mother who puts the button on the scene when she tells the waiter, “I’ll have what she’s having.” (A lovely example of misperception—she thinks Sally is reacting to some delicious dish, when she’s really faking an orgasm.) In The Beverly Hillbillies, the fish are a colorful hillbilly family—who could be les privileged? In Bringing Down the House, Queen Latifah plays a woman from an urban ghetto. Let’s play a game: I’ll supply a list of environments, and a list of characters. Can you put together three situations with fish out of water potential? Environment: Police station Writer’s retreat Spooky motel Antebellum plantation house A psychiatrist’s office A beauty parlor Indie film set Backstage at rock concert A gynecologist’s waiting room Vet’s waiting rom Italian grocery store Italian bakery A cop car On stage, Broadway Synagogue Cathedral Mosque A naval destroyer, American A naval destroyer, Italian The oval office Turkish bath

Turkish prison Disco in the 70s Disco, gay, today Biker bar White Castle A street race English country house French restaurant Tiny taqueria Convent An airplane cabin An airplane cockpit Seminary Ancient Greece Ancient Rome Ancient Egypt The faculty lounge Human Types: Motel clerk Serial killer Plantation field slave House slave Butler Choreographer, closeted Choreographer, out Indie filmmaker Leonardo Da Vinci African tribesman A dog (not human, but can be funny) A cat Career woman Backup singer Opera diva Evil slave master Ghost Playboy Flight attendant, female Flight attendant, straight male Flight attendant, lesbian Flight attendant, gay male Doctor A Latin American dictator A psychiatrist A painter Idi Amin

Movie star Porn addict Elderly movie star of another era Censor for the ratings board Dominatrix Marquis de Sade Steamboat captain The President The Queen of England 12-year-old boy Tech billionaire Dirty old man College professor Film noir private eye Trophy wife High school girl with kinetic powers Songwriter Ambitious secretary Belittling dad Fop Alcoholic Supervillain Superhero Voiceover actor Chess prodigy Advertising man Elderly woman Little boy Hooker Speed freak 19th century French psychiatrist Latin dance instructor Tango instructor Tango champion New Age Guru Dalai Lama Beat poet French intellectual Oscar Wilde Chinese detective Corny old stand-up comedian Old maid schoolmarm Washed up rock star Drug lord Lounge singer Suburban dad

Suburban mom Shakespearean actor Stoner Skateboard boy Chinese detective of the 40s Silent film star Old Irish priest Young nun Stalker Handsome star Nazi commandant Hollywood producer Tai Chi instructor Jay Gatsby Bogart Lincoln Thomas Jefferson Yoga Instructor

CHAPTER TWO: COMIC CHARACTERS AND THEIR

BEHAVIORS The comic characters you create will move through the world, interact with the world—try to master the world, as we all do. They will take actions—say things, do things, pursue goals. They will do these things in ways that reveal their comic nature. In other words words, comic characters are funny because they interact with the world in a certain way. Characters “are” what they do. So, if character, behavior and plot (which is another way of saying “situation”) are intertwined, we have to talk about them together. Therefore, this chapter starts by talking about comic character. IDENTIFYING, UNDERSTANDING AND CREATING COMIC CHARACTERS We know that comic characters are characters that consistently—automatically—do and say things they shouldn’t. They are inappropriate. They are driven to their inappropriate behavior by some comic flaw, or set of flaws (there’s often more than one). CHARACTERIZATION AND COMEDY: SHARP AND DEFINED The question of comedy leads us into the question of characterization. The number one way to get laughs is to assign every character a characteristic or a constellation of characteristics that characterizes his every response. For instance, Moe of The Three Stooges is always the angry authoritarian. Alex Keaton of Family Ties is always the selfish capitalist. W.C. Fields is the cynical old reprobate. Those moments when they are most themselves (especially when those selves are at odds with society or what the world expects) are the moments we laugh at them the hardest. What is funny? Funny is strong, distinct, characters in conflicts that bring out their main characteristics. And when you think about it, all drama is about character, conflict and desire. Comic characters are obsessed. They are often after one thing, and their manner of pursuing it manifests one characteristic or a small set of characteristics. Let me give you an example from one of the greatest scripts ever written, a film that works as an adventure, a comedy, and a romance. Humphrey Bogart in The African Queen is obsessed with booze and selfish expedience. All he wants is to nip his whiskey and stay out of the way of harm and inconvenience. Katharine Hepburn, on the other hand, is a moralist who is obsessed with doing what’s right. So, just about every time they come into conflict, we see her rigid, prissy rectitude, and his sloppy, whining attempts to evade responsibility. In

the end, they soften their attitudes. Love has softened them. She becomes loose enough to make to love to him, and he becomes responsible enough to go along with her plan to blow up the German ship. But even at their softest, they are still defined in terms of their ruling characteristics or passions. The writer of comedy needs to design characters so that they naturally fall into the kind of conflict you have chosen. Or, conversely, you need to define your characters and then see what happens when they come into conflict. It’s a which-came-first-the-chicken-or- the-egg situation. It’s often said in dramatic writing that you can start with character and come up with plot, or start with plot and come up with character. In other words, if my idea is a story set at a Sunday school, then I probably needs to come up with a character who doesn’t fit in there—a shameless libertine. On the other hand, I might start with character—say, a shameless libertine. Now I have to come up with a plot—for example, he’s mistakenly hired to teach Sunday school. In either case, comic characters need a comic flaw, which is to say a “lantern” that, when you light it, we laugh and say, “That Joey—he’s always so...so Joey!” And the better you know your character, the funnier your writing will be. Comic characters are single-minded, or have some part of their character absurdly over- developed. They have one goal or one characteristic that overwhelms everything else about their personalities, and we laugh at that. Take the hit late 1940s play Born Yesterday: Billie Dawn is dumb. Take the classic screwball comedy His Girl Friday: Walter Burns is high-handed. We laugh when he's being high-handed because we disapprove of it (yet at they same time he charms us and we love him, which is a difficult balancing act to pull off but wonderful when it’s done successfully). Hildy Johnson is On To Walter. Her on-to-Walterness is what's funny about her. She’s so on-to-Walter, so wised up, yet not quite on to him enough to beat him. Her fiancé, the guy played by Ralph Bellamy, is gullible—over and over again. One thing. One characteristic. Even a hero needs a distinct comic flaw. A mistake writers often make is not giving every character comic flaws. Very often when we write, we base our main character or hero on ourselves, and of course few of us see what’s funny about us. Every character should be a fully imagined comic character. It is comic always to see the world in a single way and to respond to it in a single way (see Henri Bergson's essay “On Comedy” for a full explanation of why this is so, but basically Bergson says that laughter is a form of disapprobation that is nevertheless accepting, loving and socially acceptable). So let's talk about your characters and how one might take the seeds of comedy within them and develop those seeds into full-blown comic characters. And by the way, I'm certainly not insisting that you develop the characters the way I recommend. I'm simply

giving illustrations of how to find the central comic characteristic that will bring life to your characters and bring them strongly into conflict with the other characters. The single-mindedness of the comic character Often, that flaw has to do with how they perceive the world. The comic character behaves in inappropriate ways because he has some habitual way of looking at reality—a lens, if you will. A filter, perhaps, or an obsession, but be careful how you perceive the word “obsession.” It’s not necessarily an obsession in the sense of a romantic obsession or an obsession about a goal—“I have to reach the top of the mountain or die trying”—it’s rather an obsession with something like doughnuts, or a single-mindedness to do with some topic. The comic character is single-minded. He has a one-track mind. Surprise! The comic character’s mind is elsewhere If we are to succeed in the world, we need to be paying attention to what’s going on now. We need to be in the moment. The comic character isn’t. The comic character is somewhere else, in his own little world. If he thinks about something or other too much, if it’s always on his mind, then of course he’s thinking about it even when it’s inappropriate to do so. Life is changing, evolving, moving forward, but the comic character is “stuck” in his head, stuck in his own thoughts. He’s not with everyone else, he’s thinking about the thing that obsesses him. We don’t know that because we don’t know what’s in people’s heads (especially in dramatic writing, where we’re not privy to internal processes the way we are in prose fiction), so when it pops up in his dialogue or pops out in his behavior, it’s surprising. The comic character is thinking about his own obsession when he should be paying attention to the matter at hand. So his reaction to the matter at hand, what he says and what he does, is wrong—and wrong in a way that specifically characteristic of the comic character. The comic line or action comes as a surprise, because that line or action reveals a mental state—a mental state is that is not appropriate, not what the normal person would be thinking at the time. The moment the audience realizes, “So that’s what he’s thinking!” And that surprises the audience. Surprised that the comic character is thinking something that a normal person wouldn’t be thinking at this moment. Because we don’t expect the person to be thinking what he’s thinking—we expect him to be thinking something appropriate. So when he says or does something that expresses his messed up mind, we realize, “Oh! He’s thinking that at a time like this!” Here’s an example: two people, say a brother and sister, rob a bank. The writer has established their characters. She’s lusty and boy crazy, obsessed with men and sex. Her brother is a dandy, obsessed with clothes and appearances. As they flee across a sloppy,

Florida swamp, pursued by a posse with a pack of hounds, she remarks appreciatively, “Did you see the shoulders on that deputy?” But he doesn’t seem to hear her, and instead remarks, ruefully, as looks down toward his feet, “These loafers are ruined.” Obviously, our hero and heroine are not present in their circumstances. They’re being pursued across a swamp, but their minds are on their obsessions. She’s thinking about men and he’s thinking about apparel. We’re surprised that these people, given what’s going on, would be thinking about anything besides escape, danger, and the terrible consequences of their situation. And of course, on one level, by continuing to flee, they acknowledge the reality of their outer world, but as comic characters they’re living too much in their inner world of a mistaken reality. Setting up comedy with character If we didn’t know the sister was boy crazy, we wouldn’t find her remark about the deputy’s shoulders funny. We have to know her character and understand her single- mindedness to realize that her remark is part of a pattern. If we don’t know she’s boy crazy, her remark is just random weirdness. If we do, it’s evidence of her single- mindedness and rigidity, and therefore comic. The job of the writer, then, is to create characters who have an inner life. Then, the writer lets that inner life “pop out” at the right moment, which is to say the inappropriate moment, and since it’s inappropriate we don’t expect it. The audience is caught unawares. The audience is taken by surprise. Putting it together in our heads: mastery and delight The meaning of the comic moment isn’t immediately apparent. We weren’t expecting the comic line or action—it’s inappropriate, it doesn’t fit, so why would we be expecting it?—and therefore it’s a surprise, and we don’t get it right away. The audience has to work a little bit to catch up. For a millisecond we pause, and maybe we think, “Huh? What did that mean?” And then you put it together. You’ve had this experience yourself. Have you ever listened to the punch line of a joke and you don’t laugh right away because you have to figure it out? Of course. And suddenly you do—bingo! The delight. The laugh. Just like the pleasure the little child felt when she figured out that no way can that elephant hide in a twin bed. We have figured it out! We have cracked the code of this person’s character! We’ve got their number. Busted! We have seen inside their heads, and it’s a mess in there. In a small, momentary way, we have mastered the world. We have proven to ourselves our ability to understand it. And maybe we feel a little superior to the person we’ve figured out.

It wouldn’t be surprising to learn that humans are hard-wired to want to figure out other people. Among social animals, there’s tremendous evolutionary value in understanding others. If we have social intelligence, maybe we’ll get more status, or bananas, or a smokin’ hot mate. Perhaps our delight in mastering the character of others has something to do with that. I don’t care. I just want to write funny. Obliviousness The comic character always acts in a certain way because he always sees things in a certain way. And because he always sees things his way, he misses other things. He either misperceives the situation, perceives the situation in a skewed way, or doesn’t notice certain things at all. The word for not noticing what’s right under our noses is “obliviousness.” Comic characters are often oblivious. Notice the role that obliviousness plays the in the preceding example about the bank robber siblings. If a character is obsessed with his inner thoughts, then the corollary to that would be he’s somewhat going to miss, going to be oblivious to, some of what’s going on around him. Her remark about the deputy’s shoulders shows that she’s at least a little oblivious The comic character isn’t oblivious to everything that goes on around. That would be unconsciousness. Out cold. He’s selective. He notices what fits in with his prejudices and obsessions, but misses other things, either because they don’t fit in with his rigid notions, or because he’s busy noticing something that does fit. The bank robber brother is oblivious not only to the import of his dire circumstances, but also to his sister’s preceding remark. All he cares about is shoes. He’s oblivious to some things because he’s preoccupied with others. We have seen that comic characters have a flawed way of seeing the world, and that they behave in inappropriate ways because of some habitual way of looking at reality—some filter, or obsession, or single-mindedness. Something about the comic character is absurdly overdeveloped or wrong—flawed—and dishonesty is perhaps the most common comic flaw a character can have. DISHONESTY AND MISREPRESENTATION: LYING, DISGUISE, FALSE IDENTITY, TRICKERY, HYPOCRISY AND PRETENSION Of all the kinds of inappropriate or naughty behavior in which a comic character might engage, by far the most common are dishonesty and misrepresentation. Why do we take such delight in that? Understanding the characters of others in the tribe enables us to predict their behavior, thus giving us a social advantage, so perhaps it is natural we should be pleased when we uncover deception. That’s my theory, anyway.

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